Well, this look won me the award of "Naughtiest" at Susanne and Juli's Annual Holiday Cocktail party last night. Look at me--does that look "Naughty" to you?

Maybe it was because I campaigned for that category's vote ("Vote for me--I'll show you Naughty!")

However--

I think it was the story behind the Gothlocks (those sweet little springs on the back of my head) that did it: My friend Ed won those Gothlocks at the recent Fetish Ball here in Seattle for wearing a truly marvelous custom-made, self-designed leather outfit to the occasion.

Did I mention that my friend Ed is 77?

Naughty Gothlocks!

My prize--a necklace made of two lumps of coal--hangs proudly on my vanity...